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The Bagpiper Next Door

There’s a new musician in the neighborhood.  That’s no big surprise for Austin – he’s played music professionally for 20 years, most recently as a bass guitarist with hardcore band Maximum Penalty.  But eight months ago, he and his cat Lucy relocated from New York.  Since he didn’t have any friends yet (his words, not mine), he decided to pick up a new instrument… a used bagpipe on Craigslist fit the bill.

Turns out he’s not alone.  Modern bagpipers are staging a comeback.

Pipe Major Nick Classen, founder of The Capitol City Highlanders, plays for funerals, weddings, reunions, and an increasing number of plaque dedications at the Nimitz Museum.   For about four years in the 1960s, Classen was the only piper in Austin.   In 1980, he helped form the first pipe band; today there are four bands and around 100 pipers in the area.

Oliver Seeler of The Universe of Bagpipes says that most of his customers are men in their 30s and 40s or retirees with time on their hands.  He’s seen the greatest increases among women, who now make up to 20% of his business.  His bagpipe sales increased at a clip of 10 to 20% a year for most of the last decade, with little marketing.  Sales growth flattened during the recession, but business has perked up again within the past six months, he says. Continued…

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Too Loud for Jesus?

I’m excited for the opportunity to guest post today at Stuff Christians Like!!

If you’ve been part of a loud-music-loving church, then maybe you’ll identify with the ear plug dilemma…  Read the full post here:

http://www.jonacuff.com/stuffchristianslike/2012/04/too-loud-for-jesus/

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The Tattoo Tide

Still think tattoos are for motorcycle gangs, sailors, and traveling circus acts?  Think again.  Body art has made its way to lawyers, professors, and Republicans – now even Barbie comes with a tattoo.

In 1997, U.S. News and World Report declared the tattoo industry to be the nation’s sixth-fastest-growing retail business, expanding at a clip of more than one new studio a day.  But as you can imagine, not all those tattoo parlors are evenly distributed throughout the U.S.

Continued…

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Beware of the Easter Bunnies

Of course they’re cute and fluffy… but don’t fall prey to that wiggly-pink-nose routine.  If you cave in, it’ll cost you – to the tune of $730 per year.

USAA magazine reports that rabbits top the list for annual pet care expenses, beating out large dogs ($650), guinea pigs ($635), and cats ($495).  Turns out that fish are a bargain at $35 per year.

So what’s behind those figures?  A lot of poop, it seems.  According to the ASPCA, more than half ($415) of your bunny’s annual bill will go toward litter, twice the amount you’ll spend for rabbit food.  (For the 3rd place guinea pig, it’s a 1:4 ratio between what goes in and what comes out.)

Still can’t squelch the Easter spirit?  Continued…

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Sketchy Business

Thanks to a certain presidential campaign, it has been a good week for Ohio Art.  Sales of the company’s classic Etch a Sketch spiked 3000% at Amazon.com on Thursday, jumping from #1,887 to #59 in the Toys & Games category.

OART stock more than tripled to $12.50 on Thursday morning before closing at $9.65. Shares retreated to $6.90 on Friday, still 72.5% above pre-gaffe levels.  Not too shabby for free marketing.

Ohio Art previously saw a jump in sales after the Etch a Sketch landed a role in Toy Story and Toy Story 2 but admits that it is dazed by the current publicity blitz.

Between interviews, it shipped a box of Etch A Sketches to each presidential campaign.  But the company claims that it won’t be choosing sides in the race.  Says marketing director Martin Killgallon:  ”We have a left knob and a right knob.”

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Hot Dog Heroes

Remember the guy who ate 12 hot dogs?  His feat raises some good questions, and with the clicks of a few Google searches, there’s no need for the answers to remain elusive.  So here’s a shot at nailing down a few of them.

Let’s begin with the observation that, “Wow, that’s a lot of hot dogs.”  Maybe that was true back in the 1960s, when the champions in eating contests were downing only 19 hot dogs.  But times have changed.  At last year’s annual Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey “Jaws” Chestnut claimed his fifth straight title by consuming 62 hot dogs in just 10 minutes, a clip of one hot dog every 15 seconds.

Chestnut rose to fame as Major League Eating’s Rookie of the Year in 2005 and finally bested former six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi in 2007, while Kobayashi had an injured jaw.  In a 2008 rematch, Chestnut and Kobayashi tied at 59 hot dogs each, but Chestnut took home the prize after a 5-dog overtime round.

In 2009, Chestnut set the standing world record by eating 68 hot dogs.  In 2011, Kobayashi, banned from the official contest due to a contract dispute,  staged his own off-site event on the roof of a Manhattan bar.  He wolfed down 69 hot dogs, a new world record (which MLE officials have declined to recognize).

But what about the rest of us?  As it turns out, Chestnut and Kobayashi are scarfing more hot dogs in 10 minutes than the average American will eat in an entire year. Continued…

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The World Through Calico Eyes

This simple graphic (thanks to Elisabeth Fosslien) captures the origins of oh-so-many Curious Calico musings.  For more great charts on the life of an analyst (The Work, The Jargon, The Heart Attack, The Two Week Extension), visit Elisabeth’s full collection at http://fosslien.com/analyst/.

Related:  Hot Dog Heroes

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Do Babies Cause Tornadoes?

Sure, they can both arrive with little warning (and can render a tidy house unrecognizable in a matter of seconds).

But it’s not all random chance… for years, the National Center for Health Statistics has reported that babies are most likely to make their debut on a Tuesday.  And they’re much less likely to be born on weekends, a gap that is notably larger for cesarean births and has widened over time.

Turns out that, just like you and me, obstetricians prefer not to work on Sunday.  But perhaps even more surprisingly, tornadoes may take the weekend off too.

Continued…

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The Litter Box: Pirates, the IRS, and Yogurt Velocity

  • You too could have your own $1,600 (or more) custom-made mermaid tail.
  • Plus, pirate ransoms are tax deductible!
  • America continues its love affair with Greek yogurt (complete with fancy retailing lingo like “yogurt velocity”).  Chobani is king, capturing almost 50% of the market in just 3 years.
  • And McCormick releases its 2012 Flavor Forecast, including Grapefruit & Red Pepper.  Green Peppercorn & Goat’s Milk is now so 2011.
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The Chocolate Crisis

It’s almost that time of year when chocolate dealers trot out the research showing that chocolate is actually good for us, freeing us all to go purchase giant heart-shaped Valentine’s candy with a clear conscience.  And this year, you might want to stock up early.

Despite a recent glut in cocoa butter credited to increased production and stagnant Western demand, experts are predicting a looming chocolate shortage.  The impact of climate change on cocoa-growing areas in West Africa, unrest in the Ivory Coast (where 40% of the world’s cocoa beans are grown), and an increasing fondness for chocolate in India and China all spell trouble.  (New flavors like green tea Hershey Kisses and soy sauce Kit Kats may only fuel the flame.)

To make matters worse, both cocoa trees and farmers are aging in Ghana, the world’s second largest producer.   In a country where the life expectancy is only 58 years old, the average age of cocoa farmers is approximately 55, a significant threat to future harvests.

But candy makers have a long and innovative history in the face of rising commodity prices.  According to Candy Blog, Milton Hershey aimed to keep his prices constant, so he adjusted the size of the bar as needed.  The more recent trend is to keep the bar size the same and simply raise prices.

Image courtesy of CandyBlog.net.  Used with permission. Based on data from FoodTimeline.org, BradKent.com and HersheyArchives.org

Manufacturers are also looking for other ingredients to fill out their chocolate bars.  Continued…

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